By Charles Miller and David Ruddy
Contributors
It’s officially spring and we all know what that means: sundresses, sunglasses, and most importantly, sunshine. North Central Cardinals are no longer hibernating in their dorms but sunbathing in Jefferson plaza. As always, we Cards look out for one another so as the weather gets hotter and the selfies get steamier we thought it would be in the best interest of everyone if we remind you where the WORST places to take selfies are.
- Selfies next to the Cage grease disposal are just plain… greasy.
- Tight spaces are never a good idea. Especially not the closet we call a bathroom in Carnegie.
- This one is a no-brainer: Don’t take selfies in random classrooms while a professor is teaching.
- Church selfies are NEVER all right.
- During our journey in the grossest, most inappropriate selfie spots on campus we ran into a certain local celebrity… Thank you very much President Hammond for the selfie.