The presidential debates are here and at the end of it all only one will stand… much like “The Hunger Games.” Here is a guide for feasting along to the mayhem we predict will ensue between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton during Monday’s debate.
For Trump, eat if:
Trump says “Crooked Hillary” (take one bite)
Trump mentions China (take two bites)
Trump talks over Clinton (take one bite)
Trump talks about “winning” (take two bites)
Trump says “Blue Lives Matter” (finish your meal)
For Clinton, eat if:
Clinton talks over Trump (take one bite)
Clinton coughes (take three bites)
Clinton talks about unifying (take two bites)
Clinton mentions Benghazi (take two bites)
Clinton talks about her emails (take one bite)
BONUS ROUND, eat if:
Trump says the same sentence twice (take one bite)
Eat everything in the room if either Gary Johnson or Jill Stein show up.
Bob Tomaszewski contributed to this article.
